What movies have not aged well?

-All the bad guys are black.

A View to a Kill

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Why do people think Justin Bieber is worse than Joseph Stalin?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

How strict are your parents?

Goldfinger

-”Ah so!”

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

Why do atheists always argue about the existence of suffering in the world as meaning God doesn't exist when it doesn't prove anything?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Dr No

Why did the UK Supreme Court rule that transgender women are not women?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

From Russia With Love

Why do some men like anal sex?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Octopussy

What advice would you give to a father of a teenage daughter on how to protect her from boys, dating, and social media? How should fathers discuss these topics with their daughters?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-J W Pepper

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Why is America so fucked up?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Live and Let Die

What is the experience of wearing a school uniform every day? Do people typically get used to it or dislike it?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

What makes someone feel "rich enough" in different societies?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

The Man with the Golden Gun